Karl Rove is one of those snot-nosed pieces of shit that one wants to see suffer a cruel fate. He is just a really disgusting human being. If I had given birth to him, I would have killed myself. Which is exactly what his mother did. And who can blame her?

This sweater could, and probably should, be more extreme. The first one I designed today read, "Karl Rove is a lying stinky piece of shit." Then I played around with some other phrases, including the word cocksucker. But some gay men might take offense at the idea of Karl Rove's potty mouth wrapped around another man's maypole, and I have to admit, the image is not a pretty one. It's not the act that's problematic, it's Karl Rove's pudgy balding head, that petulant child, that little plotting bully, that tiny insignificant speck of a human being longing to be recognized, aching for love.

The front says it like it is. "Bush's Bitch." (Hope Laura doesn't mind). There's a picture of the shitsack and it says "Loose Lips" and "ROVE" on his forhead in case you didn't know what the face of pure evil looks like this month. "Loose Lips" of course refers to his now famous gossiping blunder. And now of course he's trying to squiggle his way out of it like the worm he is. Martha Stewart goes to jail for a lie that led to what? What will happen to Karl Rove, whose lies cost lives, billions of dollars, and the integrity of the country? Do I even have to ask these questions?

The back of the vest says "Torture KARL ROVE at Guantanomo Bay, too."

I really should have written something stronger than that. Dressing him up like a little girl, flushing his bible down the toilet, and making him dance with an interrogator is really not enough.

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